Monday, August 27, 2012

All of Me Are at War with Each Other

Looking at the title of this post, you probably think I’ve either screwed up grammatically or I’ve finally lost it. It’s both. This is going to be a long post, but I’ve got a lot to tell you. Maybe you could just keep coming back every couple of days and pick up reading where you left off. The good news is that there are lots of pictures too. Yay! :D

If you’ve read my “ABOUT” page, you know I’m an award-winning, multi-published (more than 30 books) author as well as an artist. Other facts on that page (like the one about me owning a publishing company a few years ago) will probably come as a surprise to you too, so you should totally go read it.

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This post is about the writer part of me...us...them...

By using a number of different pseudonyms over the years I’ve managed to thoroughly confuse myself...ourselves... Although I use several different pseudonyms, today I’m just focusing on two of them (well, three if you count Super Earthling).

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Unless you use one or more pen names, you probably haven’t thought about how perplexing things can get. Why bother using a pen name? There are lots of reasons, including: writing in different genres; protecting family privacy; avoiding embarrassment (if you write erotic stories, etc.); your real last name is too long or difficult to spell or pronounce. I basically fall into all those categories.

The last couple of years, I’ve been busy getting the rights back to nearly 20 of my Daisy Dexter Dobbs books from my publishers so I can rewrite them as traditional, non-erotic romances. Many of them actually started that way, so it shouldn’t be too difficult. I plan to release them as written by Susan Bodendo, instead of Daisy.

As of last month it finally happened—all rights have reverted to me! (For those of you who are non-writers, this means I am no longer under contractual obligation to any publisher and can now do whatever I want with my own books.) I was thrilled--was being the operative word. Due, in part, to the enormous, unbelievable popularity of 50 Shades of Grey, my Daisy readers were emailing me like crazy, disappointed they could no longer find my sexy romance ebooks, and many of the print books. Where are they? What happened? Why can’t they buy them anymore?

My gleeful explanation that I was rewriting them as non-erotic books went over like a lead balloon.

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It’s weird because my erotic romance novels don’t even have anything to do with bondage, BDSM, or masters and submissives, etc. They’re just 50 shades of fun-filled romantic comedies with lots of hot sex. But no matter—my readers made their point and I listened...begrudgingly.

Why take the trouble to update and rewrite? Why not just re-publish as is? Mostly because technology has exploded since I first wrote some of the books nearly a decade ago. Characters used pay phones; there were no cell phones, no texting; they watched VCRs; there was no Twitter, Facebook or Google; it was even a time before everyone used email. Etc., etc.

(I’ll save the story for another time about how Daisy, who started out as a writer of nice contemporary romantic comedy and humorous women’s fiction, eventually became an erotic romance writer. As Mae West was famous for saying, “I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”)

Just to give you an idea of how it all went down...

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--Super Earthling…roger wilco, over and out

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34 comments:

  1. A perfect novella. Novelette? And well illustrated, too. You will be busy, and don't forget the chocolate you promised.

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  2. I don't even have an official pseudonymn, and I am CONSTANTLY arguing with myself... I LOVE this (and yes, the arteest part of my brain and the one that wants to be a structural engineer on Mars tend to cuss a LOT).

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  3. If that's what really goes on in your head, then I'm scared...very very scared!
    Fantastically funny post as always!! :D

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  4. I am just me, well I say just me but the Ghost Writer was I think five or six people once but he has long since gone mad, and can understand how you feel. The problem is sex sells, and that can lead to books such a fifty shades of grey and loads of money and celeb, where as a slightly techy diary of an eccentric with not a hint of sex or romance is in book terms the kiss of death and everyone runs away.

    I like Super Earthling so I think she should rewrite everything, but then all that money and celeb can be very appealing and can turn the head of even a Super Earthling...... Luckily I have nano technology and steam engines to focus on...... PHEW

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  5. Not only are you multi-talented and very confused but funny, and you are very pretty too! what a combination!

    ray

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  6. P.S.

    I wouldn't change them. Things that date the stories do not hurt the stories years later. If that was true someone would be updating Sherlock Holmes.

    ray

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  7. Whew, Cybil ain't got nuthin' on you girl!!! LOL!!!!

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  8. How absolutely thrilling for you! Loving the war between Susan and Daisy. :)

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  9. You are hilarious. All of you. I really need to track down more of your written works.

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  10. I hate days like that! But I'm glad you all found a happy compramise and managed to get to the chocolate and champagne. But most of all, I'm dlad yo got the rights to your ork back! Whoop! Whoop!

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  11. IS it wrong that I was thinking about a threesome with Susan and Daisy??? Congrats on you owning your rights again.

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  12. bet one of you spoke (wrote) for many people!!

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  13. So what's the working title "Three shades of badass"?

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  14. Kinda like what goes on in my brain. All these personalities!

    Love,
    Janie

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  15. Big fat face-hurting smiles from here. And I have those sort of difficulties with the characters in my head without the complications of published pseudonominess.
    You rock. Thank you. Rather a lot. Make that a lot.

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  16. Epic battle - glad you got it sorted in the end. I bow to you - I regularly fight with myself over what to do/why not to do it etc etc. Unlike you, the upshot with me is I never get anything done!
    Keep up the good work :)

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  17. Exciting times, my friend(s)! I'm glad that you finally got your rights back. Good luck figuring out which books to de-smut-ify and which books to simply update (probably by adding lots of cyborg sex. And flying cars.)

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  18. Oooof, sounds like a struggle for sure! :)

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  19. You know, if you let those two go at it (and added some hot oil) this could have turned into another DDD novella...

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    1. Congrats though on getting your rights back where they belong! Now go bananas, because bananas are yummy.

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  20. Whoo for compromise and control of your rights. I love the painted on expression from when Super Badass emerges.

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  21. Oh please have the contest. I feel I can finally win. I want to read sexy stuff where the characters don't use cell phone. I can relate to that. You go adding mobile phone and Faceboook...I am lost.

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  22. I' so exhausted by trying to deal with your multiple personalities that I don't know what to say.

    Best wishes, DDD. And try to be cool, Super Earthing.

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  23. I don't even know where to start...first of all, do not shove Susan's tiara up her ass, I want it!...can you autograph it too? And you are just the most talented person: you write, you draw cartoons, you are hilarious...and there are 3 of you! No fair! You need to tell me please how I get my hands on the rewritten romantic comedy ones, k? I would say the smutty ones too, but I'm too busy to have a libido :) You're awesome!

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  24. I tried to blow my horn, but I ended up needing back surgery.

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  25. You and your personalities have given me the courage to quit taking my meds. Just kiiidding.

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  26. This is great because I learned something new today about you (er..all 3 of you). Awesome that you have been published so many times over---something most of us can only dream about! I wish I had the option of rewriting some books!! I think you will have fun with this project (and a nice compromise with the alter egos). Keep your fans here updated on your progress. And as always, LOVE the illustrations--you had me laughing over my morning coffee!!

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  27. Here I thought I was the only one that had long conversations with her own brain.

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  28. From what you've said before, I kind of knew that Daisy's writings were embarrassing for you. So, I'm glad you are following your gut. You should feel good about everything that you put out. Good luck!

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  29. I kinda like all of your gals! All three of them made me laugh!
    There is room for all. They can all get along.;)

    This post had me laughing, thank you.

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  30. 1. I've never wanted to use a pen-name, because I've always thought if I've worked THAT hard writing a book, my real name should get all the credit. But, I totally understand your reasonings.

    2. Hooray for getting all your rights back to the Daisy books!

    3. I can see why you would want to "update" your books to meet up with today's technology. However, I am writing a book set in 1992, and I have people using payphones too.

    4. I am so hysterical laughing at the fight / comics between Daisy, Susan & Super.

    5. I am super glad y'all worked out your differences!!

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  31. Hahah thats so tricky! Just having my one blogger identity and real identity is confusing enough for me

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  32. Congrats on getting your rights back. Now all the hard work begins for the lot of you.

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