Okay, now that I’ve taken care of that bit of annoyance…
Since I first began my original author blog years ago, I’ve been in awe of bloggers who manage to post daily. I can’t figure out how they manage to write books, blog daily, post comments on other blogs, tweet, be active on Facebook, participate on forums—AND do real life stuff too! I just can’t do it.
I’ve been feeling a little better lately, because I figured doing an illustrated blog gave me a valid excuse for not posting daily. My immeasurable glee was short-lived because of this:
The A to Z Blogging Challenge from hell has made me feel laughably deficient because of people like Stephanie and her fabulous Clay Baboons blog. She’s doing the daily A-Z challenge, complete with the most clever, imaginative, adorable and amazing clay figures imaginable. Thank you, Stephanie. Thank you for making me feel woefully inadequate.
If I tried to blog daily…or even two or three times a week, the guys in the white coats would come strap me into a straitjacket and haul my blog-unworthy ass off to the loony bin because of the freaky, scary breakdown I’d be having.
Go ahead and take a bow, all of you clever, talented daily bloggers who have caused me to become deeply chagrined and fearful of men in white coats. I hope you’re happy.
I call this my A to Z Straitjacket Avoidance Picture Alphabet because I’m presenting the whole damn alphabet right here, right now, all in one damn day. How can I get away with doing that? “Because I am Super Earthling, dammit!” she said in her fearsome zombie apocalypse voice, while furiously waving her beloved Sharpie markers.
(Please note: Because I’m open-minded and flexible, I give you permission to just look at one letter today, and then come back here each day for 26-days to look the rest of the letters, one by one.)
As you go along, please remember to hum the ABC song to enhance dramatic effect. It makes a big difference. Really.
--Super Earthling…roger wilco, over and out
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