In this Super Earthling Life Lesson you learned the vital importance of staying on your diet. The chilling incident above details merely one of the many possible pitfalls of being a lying, cheating, chocolate-obsessed dieter whose caloric transgressions are so deceitful and blatant they’re worthy of summoning Satan, Satan’s minions, and God into the same nightmare. The one good thing is you might get a holy teddy bear and a holy unicorn from God.
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--Susan, Super Earthling…roger wilco, over and out
And when I'm on a diet, I just dream about food. LOL Yours is much more effective!
ReplyDeleteI'm almost tempted to cheat just to get one of those holy teddy bears! *sigh* But the holy chocolate would have been something to behold....and eat.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to munch on my dark chocolate almonds while I ponder this post a while longer.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your tweet which made me come and check out your blog, which made me laugh my head of, which made me sign up to be a follower, which made me tweet about it... got the idea?
ReplyDeleteYou have a fab blog. I'm off to nosey around some more having really enjoyed this post and your blog blurb.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face again today.
Carol
www.facing50withhumour.blogspot.com
Scary! I want a unicorn like that! And your artwork is fabulous, as are your stories, so if Satan ever destroys your online presence I will be very upset with him.
ReplyDeleteyou managed to make chocolate scary and evil. i don't know if i should commend you or be mad at you.
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This post for sure brought a smile to my day! I think Satan is an asshole if he ever dares to delete any of your artwork and/or facebook, blog, tumblr, twitter, and Google+.
ReplyDeleteAs for being a chocoholic, I am too. Hi, my name is Sandra, and I eat chocolate when my trainer isn't looking...you want my trainer's name? He's as scary as Satan. You'll stay on your damn diet.
See, I can eat a piece of chocolate candy fine on a diet. One piece, sure.
ReplyDeleteBROWNIES, on the other hand... I'm totally toast.
God gives me hot flashes when I eat sugar and flour and takes them away when I don't, which helps me be 'good girl' but Satan tempts me with artificially sweetened chocolate and then I get bad gas - which is my husband's punishment from God for whatever it is he eats in secret.
ReplyDeleteAnd after reading the comments I am going to have nightmares about Sandra's trainer - or higher him.
Jane~
Keepingthepoundsoff.com
Many thanks for all your kind comments! :D
ReplyDeleteSame is the case with me Ms snarky.
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